Fun on Thanksgiving
My friend Lynne shared this with me the other day. You may have seen this last year but we thought it was worth sharing again. We know some of you will be cooking a turkey like this on Thanksgiving!! We’ve always said it’s about having Fun on Thanksgiving…and in the kitchen!
How to Cook a Turkey
- Buy a turkey
- Have a glass of wine
- Stuff turkey
- Have a glass of wine
- Put turkey in oven
- Relax and have a few more glasses of wine
- Turk the bastey
- Wine of glass another get
- Ponder the meat thermometer
- Glass yourself another pour of wine
- Bake the wine for 4 hours
- Take the oven out of the turkey
- Floor the turkey up off the pick
- Turk the carvey
- Get yourself another wottle of bine
- Tet the stable, and pour yourself another glass of turkey
- Say grace, throw up, and pass out
-Author unknown